Friday, August 21, 2009

A Letter To My Cousin

Dearest Cousin Laura,

I would like to thank you so much for posting the picture of me with Farrah hair when I was 16 on your blog. Imagine my surprise when I signed on to Facebook yesterday, as well as other blogs of my so called friends, to find that they had pirated the picture off of your site and pasted it everywhere.


Which, FYI, is a felony and I am going to report each and every one of you.

But some good has come out of it. It has only taken me 25 years to finally realize that I was not the brunette I thought I was, so why do I keep trying only to have my hair turn orange again? I truly am an orange head. So there.

But back to the person who started it all. I would just like you to know that I will never forget where it all began. Lock your doors tonight. Sleep with one eye open. And if I could think of any other scary sayings right now, I would add those, too. Yes, I would.

And just remember that revenge is sweet. Very, very sweet.



  1. Luckily, I don't have a facebook account. :) The photo came in a box of old photos from my parents, you know, the parking garage guy. You can blame him for the photo! You can also blame my mom, as it has her hand writing on the back of the photo. What did your boys say when they saw the photo?

  2. I didn't START it. right?

  3. Your expression in that picture is the same one Alex has, I believe he also has you attitudes / personality from what I hear!


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