Monday, April 19, 2010

A Few Pictures

Pictures, glorious pictures.

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Nutella and Peeps.

Living on the edge.

Brian and his dream meal...rice, black beans and mahi-mahi.

Life is good.


Bon-Bon's. Peanut butter. Would've been better without the chocolate.
Sneaking snacks into a concert. Mmmm....gummy bears.
Being silly. Crazy kid.
Mother's Day orders. Thankful.
Our kitchen post-party. Seriously considered selling and starting over, but I suppose the new kitchen would get dirty, too...and how many times can you start over?
Time. to. sleep.

Physically tired.

Walked 2 miles. Ate granola pancakes. Walked 2 miles home.

Emotionally exhausted.

Had to suspend someone this morning.

Have to fire them tomorrow.

Made them cry (hard) in between.

Sigh.

Hooray

Guess what?

I found my camera cord!

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It's been an extremely full weekend...basketball, The Messiah, some fun new jewelry designs, parties, and the annual college/senior dinner.

Lots of pictures to come tomorrow.

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Saturday, April 17, 2010

Follow Up

Alas, my son's car has been returned.

And what an adventure it was.

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First off, the man who was fixing his car was not a stranger. He was a mobile mechanic (which is quite common here, believe it or not) and the kind of guy you could call to do simple things at your home or work. He was recommended by friends and has done work for us 5 or 6 times.

He was cheap. And reliable. And cheap.

Did I mention cheap?

Which is perfect for an older car like Matthew's.

Anyway, Morales came out to my son's school right before Easter to replace the starter. That went well, and then we asked him to take care of another bigger problem which required him to put it up on a lift.

One other time, he had to do this for us and had taken the car to do this, returning it later in the day. Back then, we had followed him there because we were a tad more smart...but this time, we just let him take it.

At the end of the first day he called and said he would bring it back in the morning. No problema.

Then....no phone call. And when I tried to call him back, his phone was disconnected.

In all honesty, I still wasn't worried. I mean, we 'knew' him, kinda sorta.

But then that one day turned into two and then into three.

By now, M and I instead of being panicky, thought it was sort of funny. I mean, come on...did we really just 'lose' a car?

No way.

I tried to find the shop (among hundreds) in Santa Ana. I kept calling his cell, with hopes that it was turned back on. I had his business card, which after closer examination, had no last name printed on it.

We were in a state of shock...and dealt with it by laughing. (OK...and praying. But it seemed silly to pray for a 'car'...KWIM?)

Anyway, on Wednesday as I was leaving a meeting, Morales called me. He apologized profusely and told me that his ex wife had taken his kids to Mexicali (Baja...google map it) and he had had to go and get them. He was sorry. The car was fixed and he would bring it right over.

I didn't think to ask where the car was. He was so nice and apologetic that I did what I do...I trusted him to bring the car back.

Problem was...he never showed.

No car.

I called. Left a message. No return call.

Thursday rolls around and now I am mad. I leave more messages. No call back.

Finally, Thursday evening I get a voicemail (I was on the other line...grrrr) from his nephew. He says Morales is in San Diego dealing with family business, doesn't have his cell phone with him but he (the nephew) will return the car on Friday at 1:00pm.

Of course he calls from a restricted number, so I cannot call him back.

Friday. I am home waiting. 1:00pm comes and goes. By 2:15pm, I am getting angrier. I call Morales and leave a message giving my address one more time, just in case the nephew doesn't have it. I was nice on the phone, but firm.

No return call.

No car.

By 4:15pm, I had reached the boiling point. I call his cell AGAIN and told him if my car isn't returned by 6pm, then I am going to the police and reporting my car stolen.

By this point, I am done. I walked to my neighbors house to share the latest development. And then my phone rings.

It was Morales' wife. And she speaks not a lick of English.

But my neighbor speaks Spanish. She tells her we are coming for the car, finds out where it was and off we go.

Two chicks in a mini van, drivin' to the hood.

The car was in a parking lot. She met us there, gave us the keys and told us (not that I understood much...and I took 4 years of Spanish. Lovely.) that he had left her and she was trying to clean up his mess. That someone else had called the police and she was dealing with that, too.

But in the end, we got the car back.

(and yes, it had been fixed.)

Today, the questions are there. Why would he go to San Diego without his cell phone? Why was she driving his car?

Seems fishy...

The End.











Friday, April 16, 2010

A Letter To My Family

Dear Andrew and Matt (and Rachel, too!),

I would like to tell you that while you think I am crazy (and you think correctly), it is not because I live in California.

It is because the blood that flows through my veins comes from crazy people. And I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but that same crazy blood (from crazy people) flows through your veins, too.

Your great-Grandparents were a little on the quirky side. Your Grandma and my mom used to talk about them and us kids would overhear. Now, we talk about them and you overhear. Someday, you will talk about us and your children will overhear. It's the circle of life.

My Mom is crazy. I know you've heard the stories and just so you know, they are all true. Your Grandma is crazy...did she ever tell you about the time she got a little angry with the toll booth that ate her nickel? She actually got out of her car (with rush hour traffic piling up behind her station wagon loaded down with all of us kids) and proceeded to have it out with the machine. As in, violently shake. And kick. And she just might've called it a bad word...like 'stupid'.

I am still recovering from that episode.

That crazy blood flows through all of us. And yes, I believe we are all doomed.

On the flip side, we are definitely not boring. Crazy is better than boring.

Sincerely,
your Auntie Michele

PS. Here is my lunch. A hot dog (with mustard and relish...yum, yum!) and a diet coke from Costco. Just thought I would share.


Thursday, April 15, 2010

Smelly Squid (and a car update)

This morning I helped 6th graders dissect squid.

Squids?

Is the plural of squid, squids?

And I have to tell you...I love that my youngest still wants me around. I know what's coming...the whole 'please don't walk near me because someone might just think that I have parents' scenario, but child #3 hasn't hit that yet.

So this morning when he asked if I would come and help, I jumped.

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It smelled bad. It looked bad. It was just icky.

But he's a cutie, which totally made up for it.

(picture taken courtesy of my phone...my camera cord is on it's way!)

And alas, no sign of Matthew's car. Yet. This morning while I was out checking crossing guards, I had a quick convo with one of my favorite motorcycle cops.

Me: Hey John...can I run a scenario by you?

Him: Sure thing.

Me: Well...what would you do if...(I recap the story, speaking entirely in the 3rd person.)

Him: Wow. Unbelievable. You work with some real winners.

Me: Wellll...it's not one of my guards. It's actually a family member...

Him: What idiots!

Me: Actually, they're kinda educated. One of them has a PhD. The other has more common sense than anyone I've ever met before. I'm thinking it was just a lapse in judgement. How do you think they should proceed?

Him: (laughing) I pray they come to my station to report it...it'll be the story of the year!

Sigh.

The good news...the mechanics phone is reconnected. He didn't answer, but I left a message! Think he'll call back?

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

You Can't Teach Stupid

Dear Police Department,

My son's car has been stolen.

Sort of.

I mean, we did hire a mechanic to fix it. And yes, we did give him the keys and permission to drive it to his shop to have it fixed.

And no, we didn't exactly ask where that shop was located. I mean, why would we? We have his cell phone number!

OK, and we kinda sorta might've given him $200 in cash to order the parts with. He's such a nice and friendly guy, after all.

Oh yeah, we did see which direction he drove away from our house. In fact, we stood on our front porch happy and well fed, with Frank Sinatra blaring in the background while we waved bye-bye to him. My husband and I even gazed into each others eyes and talked about how lucky we were to find such an affordable automobile repairman.

It was going to be a 6 hour job.

That was last week.

I'm sure he'll call us when he gets his cell phone working again.

Thank you for taking the report.




Tuesday, April 13, 2010

I am...

  • ...feeling badly for my 16 year old. And his carpet. He woke up in the middle of the night and proceeded to...ummmm...spill his guts.
  • ...not cooking very much. We are a family in need of a shared meal together. An upcoming concert weekend (with extra rehearsals), recitals, basketball (both playing and coaching) and honor orchestra are all interfering.
  • ...making lots of jewelry. LOTS. Mother's Day is coming!
  • ...so excited to have found the most perfect of perfect birthday gifts for that guy that I like so much. And no, I didn't buy him the whole museum, but he does have back to back reservations. (notice I said 'he' and not 'we'?) =0)
  • ...awaiting my new camera cord. $5.99 plus free shipping, though it will take 5 - 15 business days to arrive. Gotta love free shipping.
  • ...a little embarrassed to admit that last night I made nutella panini's for dessert and added....gulp...Peeps to them. And they were divine.
  • ...ready for warm weather. My toes are, too.
  • ...trying to be low key about GLEE tonight, but I cannot wait!!
  • ...tired of sharing my husband with GF Handel. There. I said it. Out loud.
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