tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2524213563424039669.post2344187798867836609..comments2023-05-11T08:31:37.939-07:00Comments on A Houseful of Boys!: OH...Michelehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09238509599192268279noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2524213563424039669.post-69880608393485183892008-04-29T10:37:00.000-07:002008-04-29T10:37:00.000-07:00Man: You sit here, dear. Wife: All right. Man: Mor...Man: You sit here, dear. <BR/>Wife: All right. <BR/>Man: Morning! <BR/>Waitress: Morning! <BR/>Man: Well, what've you got? <BR/>Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam; <BR/>Vikings: Spam spam spam spam... <BR/>Waitress: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam... <BR/>Vikings: Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! <BR/>Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam. <BR/>Wife: Have you got anything without spam? <BR/>Waitress: Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it. <BR/>Wife: I don't want ANY spam! <BR/>Man: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage? <BR/>Wife: THAT'S got spam in it! <BR/>Man: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it? <BR/>Vikings: Spam spam spam spam... (Crescendo through next few lines...) <BR/>Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then? <BR/>Waitress: Urgghh! <BR/>Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam! <BR/>Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! <BR/>Waitress: Shut up! <BR/>Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! <BR/>Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam. <BR/>Wife: I don't like spam! <BR/>Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam! <BR/>Vikings: Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! <BR/>Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off. <BR/>Man: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then? <BR/>Waitress: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words) <BR/>Vikings: Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam!Xerxeshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02444983293413620264noreply@blogger.com